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[23 Jul 2004|06:14pm] |
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kidneythieves - Spank |
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Innnnnnnteresting...
"If I could burn you walk away not see you anymore I would try to burn you but I won't..."
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| Breaking news... |
[19 Jun 2004|01:31am] |
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Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freebird |
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*fart*
No really, I just farted.
That is all.
"If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?"
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[14 Jun 2004|03:17pm] |
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Theme from Shaft |
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(4 hours later)
So yeah, that was easy. I start tomorrow at 10.
Who owns the entire universe?
Girls: "You do, Sheep!" *rip off clothes*
"They say this (Sheep) is a bad motha fu-- SHUT YO MOUTH!"
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| Damn skippy |
[14 Jun 2004|11:14am] |
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Rage - Vietnow |
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| How to make a sheepateyomama |
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
1 part humour
5 parts ego |
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability |
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| Woohooooo |
[12 Jun 2004|02:20am] |
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Aerosmith - Same Old Song And Dance |
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I had the best date ever with Miss Lauren tonight. We rented Wrong Turn. She said it was okay if I drooled over Eliza Dushku. She also said it was okay to tell EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!
I had a date with Lauren!
!!!
"Said love ain’t the same on the south side of town... you could look but you ain’t gonna find it around..."
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| OMG |
[07 Jun 2004|11:00pm] |
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SOUND(not savage)GARDEN - Black Hole Sun |
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So I was talking to [name has been changed to protect the innocent (but it rhymes with snorin')] last night and "Black Hole Sun" came on. It was surprise enough when [Snorin'] asked me who that song was by, seeing as it is the most classic of many classic Soundgarden singles, so you can imagine my horror and shock when [Snorin'] then asked me if it was the same person who sang that "I know I want you, I don't know if I need you..." song, and I (of course having no clue who the fuck sang that pathetic excuse for a pop ballad) promptly entered those lyrics into a search engine, only to find that it was SAVAGE GARDEN!!!!!!!!!!111oneonetwo
It was ALMOST as infuriating as trying to comprehend that ridiculous run-on sentence I just wrote!
WTF?
"Wash away the rain..."
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| *sniff* |
[27 May 2004|09:43pm] |
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Loreena McKennitt - Dante's Prayer |
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Think it might be time to say good bye to Chuuy soon...
"Cast your eyes on the ocean... cast your soul to the sea... when the dark night seems endless... please remember me... please remember me"
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| Tit for tat |
[16 May 2004|11:17pm] |
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kidneythieves - Pleasant |
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"I was everything... and nothing."
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| HAHA |
[05 May 2004|11:32pm] |
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kidneythieves - Layers |
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I am going to Hawaii tomorrow. And you are not.
"Back when they were teaching me to color in between the lines..."
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| Heeeee |
[29 Mar 2004|10:33pm] |
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Sublime - Jailhouse |
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So my friend was bored and created a March Madness parody tournament with all kinds of weird competitors in it... pirate, yak, robot, hot dog... et cetera.
Well he's down to the championship round and it's Zombie vs. Cold Turkey Sandwich. In debating who would win this matchup, my friend Ed offered up the following response which is prolly the most insightful piece of logic anyone has ever offered:
"COLD TURKEY SANDWICH!!!
Why? Because zombies eat humans, not turkey."
DUH!!!!
"Oh and we'll be all singing with virgins... virgins... reggae virgins..."
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| I [heart] Marion Berry |
[27 Mar 2004|07:59pm] |
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Quarashi - Stick 'Em Up |
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Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"
Washington DC
You're rotten to the core. You're deeply agressive; street-level violence and big-time politics.
Dat's right, biatch. You best back da fuck off!
"Cause I'm here to fuckin stay... like those warts on your dick!"
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[23 Mar 2004|12:09am] |
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Lemonheads - Mrs. Robinson |
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Today's 10.5 hour workday can be summed up in one word:
busybusybusyewmaggotsewewewbusybusyomgwhyamistillworking
"Coo coo cachoo, Mrs. Robinson... Jesus loves you more than you will know..."
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| ALMOST the greatest moment of my life... |
[16 Mar 2004|08:17pm] |
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Big Daddy Kane - Pimpin Ain't Easy |
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Today I talked to Teyo Johnson of the Oakland Raiders. See, the Emergency pet hospital in Berkeley sends us their reports in the morning if someone goes there and doesn't have a regular vet because... well I have no idea, because they like us maybe? Or maybe we are the best. Which is also true.
Anyway, we got the faxed report from them in the morning that Teyo's dog came in cause it had a tick. I have no idea WHY they sent it to US, since the address he gave them was in Oakland, two cities away, and the phone number he gave us was in the area code for San Jose, which is like six or seven cities away. Prolly his cell... he did go to Stanford after all. In fact I have no idea why he was even at the Berkeley emergency vet in the first place.
So two things you should know... 1) when we get these emergency reports, we're supposed to call the owner to follow up, and 2) Teyo's dog is a Great Dane named Pimpin.
I recognized his name immediately, mostly from his days as the target of our harassment at Cal-Stanford football and basketball games, so I made sure I was the one to call him. Then, after confirming that it was him, and telling him who I was, I said in a loud voice: "So, how's Pimpin?" This was in front of an entire waiting room full of people who had NO idea what I was talking about, mind you. :D
I would have died if he would have said...
"Pimpin ain't easy"
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| Well... I never! |
[15 Mar 2004|01:30pm] |
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kidneythieves - Arsenal |
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(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(X) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(X) I NEVER GOT MARRIED
(X) I NEVER GOT DIVORCED
(X) I NEVER HAD CHILDREN
(_) I NEVER PASSED OUT DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE WORKED AT A JOB FOR LESS THAN A YEAR
(_) I NEVER SMOKED A CIGARETTE
"They'll never know where she got her weapon..."
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| Part Deux |
[08 Mar 2004|07:08pm] |
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Godsmack - Voodoo |
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Just in case you didn't get the last post...
Could it BE any greener???
"Never did I wanna be here again... and I don't remember why I came..."
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| Our weather > yours |
[08 Mar 2004|06:07pm] |
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U2 - Where The Streets Have No Name |
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What the fuck does that groundhog know anyway?
March Eighth.
Jealous yet?
"Oh when I go there, I go there with you... it's all I can do..."
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| *double sigh* |
[06 Mar 2004|08:27pm] |
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Pearl Jam - Jeremy |
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Ever wonder just why your replies never show up in someone's livejournal, and then in the time it takes for a thought to flash around the confines of your brain, realize that a) this person screens their replies, and b) everyone else's get through... then almost before that pair of realizations even have time to register, you also realize c) WHY you are being screened?
Once again...
Go me.
"Try to forget this, try to erase this... from the blackboard..."
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| *sigh* |
[06 Mar 2004|08:07pm] |
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Staind - It's Been Awhile |
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Ever come back home from an 11-hour Saturday shift to find that, not only did you leave your cell phone on but, and here's the best part... you have NO missed calls?
Yeah.
Go me.
"It's been awhile, since I could hold my head up high. And it's been awhile, since I first saw you. And it's been awhile, since I could stand on my own two feet again. And it's been awhile, since I could call you..."
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